First there was xkcd’s Up Goer Five picture joke using only the ten Hundred words people say the most. Then came the Thing Explainer book. Eventually there was a computer word checker. My own take on using the computer word checker is farther down:
Job-or-way-key
By the man who wrote: Wonder-land and Through the Looking Glass
Was bell-leg, and the slightly droves
Did guy and game-ball in the wake:
All mom-see were the bar-oh-goes,
And the mom-wraps out-greyed.
Watch out for Job-or-walk, my boy!
The mouth that bites, fingers that catch!
Look out for Job-Job flies. Avoid
The through-me-us Band-or-snap!
He took his pointed stick in hand;
Long time the man-some jerk he chased
So rested he by the Time-time tree
And stood a while in place.
And, as in office place he stood,
The Job-or-walk, with burning eyes,
Came wife-long through the told-she wood,
And bar-build out its cries!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The pointed stick went sick-attack
He left it dead, and with its head
He went glad-something back.
And have you killed the Job-or-walk?
Come to my arms, my be-miss son!
Oh from-just day! Call-who! Call-lay!
He laughed that it was done.
Was bell-leg, and the slightly droves
Did guy and game-ball in the wake:
All mom-see were the bar-oh-goes,
And the mom-wraps out-greyed.